"Is it like an angelic STD? Get boned by one of the God Squad and suddenly understand everything they're saying, whether it makes sense or not?"
So today I wanted to tell you all about a story that's just so original that it makes me speechless. I've read a lot of stories in my time, (not that I'm ancient or anything) but this one is unlike anything I've ever come across.
Usually, whenever we read cursed object, we instantly say, "Great, another Fuck-or-Die story." But Trouble on the Way isn't anything like that. Gabriel gets cursed, yes. But instead of becoming a horndog, he starts spouting limericks whenever he tries to talk. Not just any limericks though, dirty ones, and they get worse the longer the curse drags on.
No one seems to understand him, except for his lover, Sam. Will he ever get rid of this cursed, or is Gabriel doomed to talk about bending cocks and women opening their crack for all eternity?
A short segment:
Other than that, however, Gabriel embraced it. Everyone else, however, wanted the damned curse to end. Plus, Sam was fairly certain that Gabriel was running out of limericks, as they were getting more and more random.
"She wanted to grow up a saint
And her mother, she had no complaint
But men--quite a few--
Were more fun than a pew.
So she wanted to be but she ain't!" Gabriel said, making the poor waitress that was passing their table, trip and gape, before carrying on her way when she saw the put upon expressions on the other three's faces.
"Gabe, stop tormenting Castiel, you know it makes Dean twitch and just plain confuses Cas." Sam groused dully, no longer even bothering to try and put more emotion in his voice than a sense of vague annoyance.
"It actually disturbs me a little that you understand what he's saying. Is it like an angelic STD? Get boned by one of the God Squad and suddenly understand everything they're saying, whether it makes sense or not?" Dean asked, and then actually wilted a little at the venomous glare Sam sent him.
"There once was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack.
And pissed all over the ceiling." Gabriel said, with a straight face that actually made the whole curse thing a little more amusing.
"Gabe wants to know if you can understand everything Cas is saying then?" Sam asked, and took a secret joy in the horrified expression on Dean's face, whilst Castiel looked at him with a small frown.
This story is hilarious, original, creative and simply the work of a genius, so go read it. Great job, meh_forget_it! I hope to read much more from you in the future.